The Enigma of CFUD

[manliestparagon]

Wherever you are - and whoever you are - in the great outdoors today, suddenly you find yourself drawn to..., Maybe it's a rock face, a certain point in the middle of the cornfields. No matter where it is, you arrive to find... a hole. Your hole.

A hole made for you.

((I apologise for any mental trauma that may ensue. 4th wall welcome! Either

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[fullmtlamnesia]

Trixie, let's get the fuck out of here!

[wutaistyle]

[DON'T NEED TO TELL ME TWICE]

[Just. Makes a sound halfway between a gulp and a frightened squeak, grabs Ed by the sleeve, and BOLTS.]

[fullmtlamnesia]

*you are the best ninja fox, let's gtfo*

[wutaistyle]

[Not stopping until we're, like, on the complete other side of Camp]

[fullmtlamnesia]

*adrenaline is a powerful thing... there's no holes on this side, right? right?

right?*

[wutaistyle]

[HOPEFULLY NOT

Either way, Trixie'll be trip-stumbling to her knees and trying hard not to hyperventilate. She. She isn't too successful.]

[fullmtlamnesia]

*I'll help you out with that but first I have to bend over to catch my breath and get past my own slightly less crippling panic attack*

Y-you *haah* okay?

[wutaistyle]

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY!?

[fullmtlamnesia]

*haaaah haaaah*

Okay, that was a stupid question. Fuck, I didn't think it'd follow us here...

[wutaistyle]

[;sdjlf sob-KIND OF LITERALLY… ugh, buries her face in her hands and closes her eyes. Okay okay okay it hasn't got you yet, CALM THE HELL DOWN]

… Th… That cat-c-came out of it…

[fullmtlamnesia]

It--what?

[wutaistyle]

[Shakes her head, shrugging jerkily.]

[fullmtlamnesia]

*not really sure what to make of this information, but... getting off the ground seems like a good thing*

Let's--let's go inside somewhere. And sit on a table or something.

[wutaistyle]

N-No, no way, not going inside-up.

[fullmtlamnesia]

All right, up.

*looking around... gdi we're in a fucking cornfield where's something we can climb?*

[wutaistyle]

[There's cabins and the mess hall, let's climb one of those and stay up there FOREVER. As soon as she can get her legs to work, making a beeline for the nearest building she can see.]