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[halfcocked]

HAS ANYONE FUCKING SEEN JASDERO?

Or, I dunno, anyone else from my world who's not an asshole? I can't even think of anyone I know like that, though!

I don't really get why we need twelve Allen Walkers and zero Jasderos! If he was here we'd make a giant bowling alley and line all you Allen bastards up like pins . . .

(( OBVS. FOURTH WALL

Comments

[burgercraving]

It's not like you're the only one, so shut the hell up.

[halfcocked]

Yeah, I'm real sorry that half of your soul came and left camp twice and can't even make it back for some bullshit where everyone else in the universe gets sucked in.

[burgercraving]

I don't think she's been here twice.

[halfcocked]

Is she really half your soul or just your girlfriend? There's a difference!

[burgercraving]

She's my best friend, but wait, you meant that crap literally?

[halfcocked]

Do I look like the kinda guy who says romantic shit like that if it's not literal? I hope not!

[burgercraving]

You kinda have this weird Rocky Horror tranny thing going on.

[halfcocked]

Oh yeah? You've got something on your face. Lemme get that for you!

[drawing one of his guns]

[burgercraving]

Get a better stylist instead of shooting someone for it.

[halfcocked]

I like it just fine! My makeup and shooting people both.

[burgercraving]

Not the point.

The point? You're fucking announcing how much you need this soul guy to everyone and then trying to act like it's nothing. At least the rest of us know how to stop whining.

[halfcocked]

You're whining right now, dumb bitch! Obviously if you didn't have a stick up your ass about your best friend not coming back this wouldn't bother you so much! Maybe you're just mad I'm doing what I feel like while you try and act all cool about it, until you start crying later tonight because she's not here with you!

[burgercraving]

[it takes her a moment to cool her expression, and there's a second where she does look dismayed, but ... yes]

No, I'm telling your lame Kiss impersonating ass to shut up because the rest of us don't want to hear about it. You think you're helping yourself any? Because all this has told me is that you're half of a man, and trust me, I wouldn't even need a flashing billboard to see that.

[halfcocked]

Ha ha~ ooh, you got a little pissed off there! If you were the kinda chick who cared that other people didn't wanna hear what you had to say, you'd have taken a vow of silence years ago! If you ever want your mouth stitched shut, I know a guy who's real good at that! But instead you've gotta come tell me to shove it up my ass because I've got the balls to say I'm looking for someone I miss and you don't! How long you been looking for her? Since all this started, right? Just like me?

[burgercraving]

I just said what you needed to hear. Don't try and turn it into anything more than that.

[halfcocked]

I already know most people don't give a shit and some people actually like me, for some reason, and do give a shit, so if I get to annoy the ones like you and get help from the ones I can stand to look at, I don't see the problem!