4th wall DIBS

[borncaptain]

Welcome to camp, all dopplegangers, alternate reality people (I feel your pain), talking lions, etc etc. This place is awesome except for the sex rule and the occassional land shark attack (it's the bodies that give you a tough time, believe me). More importantly, I just want to ask everyone a favour. If you see another James T. Kirk, I get first

Comments

[odiousialist]

A little late to say welcome, don't you think?

[odiousialist]

Well, he's pretty charming.

[borncaptain]

Are you into this guy?

[odiousialist]

No, I already have a boyfriend. He's just amusing to talk to. He also helped me once.

[borncaptain]

I notice said boyfriend gets only one mention so far.

[odiousialist]

...

He hasn't been around much.

[borncaptain]

Any idea why?

[odiousialist]

[shrugs, but he looks annoyed]

[borncaptain]

It'll work out.

[odiousialist]

Sure, doesn't it always?

[borncaptain]

Only if you want it to.

[odiousialist]

That hasn't stopped things from screwing up before.

[borncaptain]

How come? It should have.

[odiousialist]

Then I suppose you're just a lucky guy.

[borncaptain]

...

[odiousialist]

...what?