ITP - well, are you?

[painintheneck]

[Tonight in Camp, two vampires approach you. One looks slightly uncomfortable, the other... less so. And then she opens her mouth.]

Are you a virgin?

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Comments

[whenurgood2nana]

Is all this place thinks about sex-related?

[painintheneck]

Probably. But I promise that this is a question with a purpose behind it.

[whenurgood2nana]

And that is?

[painintheneck]

I'm teaching her a very important lesson about vampirism.

[whenurgood2nana]

Too vague.

[painintheneck]

The blood of a virgin is tastier than the blood of a non-virgin.

[whenurgood2nana]

...seriously? I thought that was made up.

[painintheneck]

You'd be surprised at how many things can change the taste of one's blood. We have very acute senses, you know.

[whenurgood2nana]

Oh yeah? What else then?

[painintheneck]

Blood type, age, the environment... the Industrial Revolution ruined so much.

[whenurgood2nana]

So what's the best of the best then?

[painintheneck]

Do you promise not to think less of me?

[whenurgood2nana]

Promise. I'm not one to judge.

[painintheneck]

Well. Let's just say that the younger a human is, the better their blood tastes.

[whenurgood2nana]

Got it.

[painintheneck]

Now, remember, you promised.