ITP - well, are you?

[painintheneck]

[Tonight in Camp, two vampires approach you. One looks slightly uncomfortable, the other... less so. And then she opens her mouth.]

Are you a virgin?

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Comments

[fruitophile]

Is this a hobby of yours? ♠

[painintheneck]

It might be.

[fruitophile]

That's not too bad. ♦ You get the first bite of the fruit. ♥

[painintheneck]

And the first bite is always the best bite. Isn't that right?

[fruitophile]

I try to make every bite count, regardless of whomever got there first. ♣

[painintheneck]

[laughs]

A man after my own heart.

[fruitophile]

Oh, good. ♦

[painintheneck]

What's your name?

[fruitophile]

Hisoka. ♠

[painintheneck]

[she offers him her hand]

Sophie-Anne Leclerq. Queen of Louisiana.

[fruitophile]

[ ... doesn't take it ♣ ]

Royalty? ♠

[painintheneck]

[raises her eyebrows and pulls it back]

That's right.