ITP - well, are you?

[painintheneck]

[Tonight in Camp, two vampires approach you. One looks slightly uncomfortable, the other... less so. And then she opens her mouth.]

Are you a virgin?

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Comments

[burgercraving]

You're wasting your time.

[burgercraving]

I'm pretty sure "are" and "taste" mean the same thing here.

[painintheneck]

If it makes you feel any less defensive, I'm sure you taste absolutely delicious.

[burgercraving]

There really wasn't any doubt.

[doesbadthings]

I'm pretty sure everythin' we do around here is a total waste of time.

[burgercraving]

Are you one?

[doesbadthings]

I asked first. [beat] Okay, she asked first.

[burgercraving]

Do I seriously look like a virgin?

[doesbadthings]

... Yeah, I guess not.

[burgercraving]

And you?

[doesbadthings]

Uh, it's kinda complicated? I was when I got turned, but when you're a vampire, everythin' heals. Everything.

[burgercraving]

...

Seriously?

[doesbadthings]

Yeah. Lemme tell you, if losin' your virginity is all special and magical and shit the first time, it sure as hell isn't the tenth or fifteenth time.

[burgercraving]

... Can you use dildos?

[doesbadthings]

[vampires can't blush, but if they could...] I... I never tried.

[burgercraving]

You should.