[Fourth Wall Mistletoe!]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[In the excitement of camp's visitors, it might be easy to overlook small clusters of what looks to be mistletoe, but anyone who's been in camp through a December or July would certainly know what it means if they did notice it

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[vulpine_hijinx]

[this Sabra-amnesiac is confused by you holiday antics]

... it's following people around.

[jackoclubs]

[should I warn you or. . .]

Don't stand underneath it.

[vulpine_hijinx]

Why...?

I think I remember this from when I was a kid. But it's just a dumb holiday thing, right?

[jackoclubs]

It's a stupid holiday thing that Camp likes to take to stupid extremes, so just trust me when I say don't stand underneath it.

[vulpine_hijinx]

[inching away from it?]

Sounds like some kind of game the Graces would pull.

[jackoclubs]

I dunno who Graces is, but if you get caught standing underneath it with someone, the only way you're getting out is if you kiss 'em. [jiiiii mistletoe, jiiiii]

[vulpine_hijinx]

They're Judges.

[also eying the mistletoe now. jiiiiii] ... well, I don't feel compelled to kiss anyone, at least.

[jackoclubs]

It doesn't compel you mentally.

[taking a step away as one slooowly shifts toward him] If you're stuck underneath one, you won't be able to move.

[vulpine_hijinx]

[ . . . shifting his footing, testing his mobility]

[jackoclubs]

[still backing away this one is stalking meeeeeee]

[vulpine_hijinx]

... are you sure?

[can move fine]

[jackoclubs]

Positive. I got caught underneath two of 'em last July.

It's only because we're not directly underneath.

[vulpine_hijinx]

...

[eying the sprigs] ... are they always plastic?

[jackoclubs]

[did. . . not notice plasticness due to instinctual need to avoid]

-- eh?

[vulpine_hijinx]

Yeah, it's all glossy in the sunlight.

[though he still has to squint a bit to see it]

[jackoclubs]

. . .

[stepping forward underneath mistletoe to get a closer look. then stepping back. then forward again. then back again]

Oooooi, that's not very nice.