[Fourth Wall Mistletoe!]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[In the excitement of camp's visitors, it might be easy to overlook small clusters of what looks to be mistletoe, but anyone who's been in camp through a December or July would certainly know what it means if they did notice it

Comments

[doesnot_compute]

...fuck my life. Fuck everything.

[jstalovemachine]

It could be worse.

[doesnot_compute]

Oh my god, are you kidding? Are you still here?

[jstalovemachine]

Unfortunately.

How's life on the outside?

[doesnot_compute]

Distinctly un-terrifying!

[jstalovemachine]

I'd describe this place as more boring than anything most days, but that works too. Things're going well?

[doesnot_compute]

That's because you've been here forever and are... jaded, or something. And what happened to the swamp?

They're fine. About the same.

[jstalovemachine]

Not forever, just way too long. And it got blown up last May.

Good to hear.

[doesnot_compute]

--BLOWN UP?

[jstalovemachine]

Which is why camp's somewhere in the American midwest now, yeah.

[doesnot_compute]

What the fuck is with this place, seriously...

[jstalovemachine]

Probably worrisome that none of that even seems strange to me anymore.

[doesnot_compute]

Uh, yeah, that's kind of a worry. Get that looked at.

[jstalovemachine]

Not a lot of people here qualified for that. Maybe next vacation.

[doesnot_compute]

But... yeah, it kind of sucks for you. I know Chii finally came home, so...

[jstalovemachine]

Being sad about it won't help anything. May as well make the best of a bad situation.