kegger/pool party!

[burgercraving]

[as is always a good idea in summer, the pool has ended up decked out in a barbecue, some various items like chips and dip, and there's also a couple kegs for those of you who have been wondering when the booze would be readily served

Comments

[burgercraving]

It's a party ...

[tyrantatsumi]

. . . but I never put this on!

[burgercraving]

And do me a favor and don't take it off. This isn't a fucking nudist colony.

[tyrantatsumi]

Why the hell would I take them off?

[burgercraving]

Oh, you know things in camp. The most normal things are the ones bound to eat you alive. But it's not like you need what's in there.

[tyrantatsumi]

. . . I... what? I know nothing about this place other than it's crazy and -- what are you even saying?

[burgercraving]

I'm not really up to repeating myself.

[tyrantatsumi]

I didn't ask you to. But how can you say such a thing?

[burgercraving]

I'm just giving you the potential options.

[tyrantatsumi]

I am pretty sure I could live without options of that kind.

[burgercraving]

Then how the hell are you gonna be prepared?

[tyrantatsumi]

Prepared for-- [wait what why is it true]

. . . you . . . can't be serious, right? That can't possibly be true. About the things eating people alive--

[burgercraving]

They have to mass produce the zombies somewhere, right? Some things probably get caught in the crossfire.

[tyrantatsumi]

[dhjkgfdlnfj you are a horrible person]

I don't want to know!

[burgercraving]

Oh, you'll feel it soon enough.

[tyrantatsumi]

What do you mean by that?