[itp: secret identity]

[codeusername]

[Today you see a man. He is not a man you have ever seen before! He looks like a grumpy librarian. He seems to be having trouble with his watch! He is having so much trouble, in fact, that he does not notice the zombie slowly coming up behind him]

Why now? Maybe the humidity--no, that's impossible, it's never done this before--

[Help a brother out? I

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[justwannahave]

It's time to run actually.

[codeusername]

Time to--? I'm more of a speedwalker, actually.

[justwannahave]

It's time to duck now.

[codeusername]

...

[Looks behind him]

[Squeaks]

[justwannahave]

Just move a little faster.

*chucks half a brick at the zombie*

[codeusername]

[ZOMBIE IS DOWN]

I--good shot.

[justwannahave]

It wasn't even moving that fast.

I don't know which city you're from, but being that engrossed isn't safe here.

[codeusername]

Metrosi--Uh. Metro City. And I was only engrossed because it is very important.

Do you always have half a brick at the ready, or am I just lucky?

[justwannahave]

I don't really go for the shotgun theme, so a brick is a girl's best friend in situations like this.

What's so important that you didn't notice the zombies?

[codeusername]

Oh!

My watch. It's--broken, and the warranty just expired yesterday, can you believe it?

[justwannahave]

[You're neurotic, but you failed to notice the cornfields?]

You might want to go to places where the zombies aren't to poke at your watch.

[codeusername]

You're--yes! Yes, that's a fantastic idea, I think I'll go do that right now.

[justwannahave]

The mess hall's safe. So is the hospital--in case you get zombie bites.

[codeusername]

Do people actually get bitten? I mean, I didn't notice until the last second, and I was fine.

[justwannahave]

I'm not sure about the average casualty rate. Most of the time, people can fight them off or run away. Or get warned by other people.

[codeusername]

We should put bells on them. Lots of bells.