Why is everything so loud tonight?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[It's the middle of the night here in Camp Fuck You Die, but I hope you weren't planning on getting any sleep, because it seems like every single creature native(...ish) to camp is making some kind of noise. From the digital moos of the robocows and groans of braaaaains of the zombies, to the, erm, enthusiastic mating sounds of the gorillas,

Comments

[goingknowhere]

Can someone please shut those FLARKING creatures up?

[justwannahave]

If there was an off switch for them all, it would be good to know where it was.

[goingknowhere]

Yes, because then I could finally get some sleep. At least birds will shut up if you put a blanket over their cage.

[justwannahave]

I don't think the gorillas are willing to shut up right now even with the lack of sunlight. More's the pity.