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[Today, out in the center of camp, a lovely fenced in area has been set up! Towards one side, there is a long table filled with cocktails of all kinds, including virgin cocktails or even very special camp defined ones that are perhaps not entirely safe, such as "Tuesday's Cocktail." There are even little crackers! How lovely

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[skepticalities]

[doing the exact same thing.]

Is that where that smell's coming from?

[actionpainting]

Let's go with yes! Because the alternatives are slightly more alarming.

[skepticalities]

I almost don't want to ask, and yet . . .

[actionpainting]

Just let your mind consider the possibility that the Tuesday Soup has invaded other, less obviously unsafe food and drink items. That or it's finally evolved into some kind of monster, lying in wait under one of these tables.

[skepticalities]

What's Tu-

[pauses, eying the drink again as it burbles.]

- um. No, nevermind.

[actionpainting]

--you're new around these parts, huh?

[skepticalities]

As of this morning? Yes.

[actionpainting]

You poor man. Grab one of the non-sketchy drinks.

[skepticalities]

. . . Oh boy.

[PICKS ONE OUT and just. raises it.]

Is it that bad?

[actionpainting]

Depends on how you feel about the phrase "zombie prison camp."

[skepticalities]

. . .

"Zombie prison camp."

[actionpainting]

It's a prison camp! With zombies. Also aliens, wizards, vampires, annnd pretty much everything else ever. Except sugar, we don't get that.

[skepticalities]

A selective zombie prison camp.

[actionpainting]

That's camp in a nutshell.

[skepticalities]

That's . . . I don't know whether or not I should call that "impressive."

[actionpainting]

It's very impressive! In that evil mad scientist kind of way.