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[Today, out in the center of camp, a lovely fenced in area has been set up! Towards one side, there is a long table filled with cocktails of all kinds, including virgin cocktails or even very special camp defined ones that are perhaps not entirely safe, such as "Tuesday's Cocktail." There are even little crackers! How lovely

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[skepticalities]

[doing the exact same thing.]

Is that where that smell's coming from?

[actionpainting]

Man, Magilla Gorilla would be great addition to any FBI office. I hope your camp job doesn't require you sit in that office all day.

[skepticalities]

Considering the fact that the "office" lasted all of twenty somewhat impressive minutes, I doubt that's on the table anymore.

[actionpainting]

Geez, you've had an exciting first day.

[skepticalities]

And it isn't even over yet.

[actionpainting]

There's still plenty of time for more hilarious and awful things to happen.

[skepticalities]

Unfortunately, there is.

[actionpainting]

Eh, you'll probably be fine.

[skepticalities]

Your confidence is reassuring.

[actionpainting]

Oh good, I'm helping. Now are you going to be the type who requires the Special Agent thing to precede your name, or can I just call you Lincoln?

[skepticalities]

Just "Lincoln" is fine with me. There's a time and a place for formalities, but a selective zombie prison camp doesn't really seem to be that sort of place.

[actionpainting]

It's a pretty informal zombie prison camp, yeah. We're not Mad Max levels of lawlessness here, but!

[skepticalities]

A selective zombie prison camp with standards.

[actionpainting]

Standards are important to have in your zombie prison camp.

[skepticalities]

I'm . . . sure they are!