(Untitled)

[crisscrossing]

[TONIGHT, IN CAMP: have you ever stolen candy from the corner store? Cheated on a test? ... Stabbed someone? WELL. A short list of choice offenses appears to be hovering over your head -- here's hoping you have nothing to hide.]

BREAKING AND ENTERING
PROPERTY DAMAGE
DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST

WHAT, hey!

(( I'll be replying, but feel free to night-in-

Comments

[justwannahave]

Library books, eh? That's serious stuff, man.

[Shoe Theft
Vehicle Theft
Harbouring rodents in a food preparation area]

[chewitover]

To be honest, it's the only one on the list I feel bad about.

[justwannahave]

Yeah--the librarians will get really shirty about that too.

[chewitover]

I'd certainly prefer not to make them mad.

[justwannahave]

They might do things like, ban you from borrowing for a while or something.

[chewitover]

I suppose I'd have to move into the library, then.

[justwannahave]

Or you could pay the fines.

The wages of sin are pretty heavy.

[chewitover]

What is the going rate on those now, anyway?

[justwannahave]

I'm not sure what the Camp Library charges, but it's not like you can run off with unpaid fines so easily here, right?

[chewitover]

That would be rather difficult. There's only so many places one could hide if they got serious about it.

[justwannahave]

Yes--being hunted down by librarians would be terrible.

[chewitover]

The sort of librarian this place might have could make that less of a joke than you might think.

[justwannahave]

No kidding--this place provided them with shotguns too.

[chewitover]

It certainly makes it something of a daunting prospect, doesn't it?

[justwannahave]

Angry librarians on the warpath have never been so terrifying. And they'd probably do it alphabetically too.

[chewitover]

At least I'd have a bit of a reprieve, if that were the case.