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[TONIGHT, IN CAMP: have you ever stolen candy from the corner store? Cheated on a test? ... Stabbed someone? WELL. A short list of choice offenses appears to be hovering over your head -- here's hoping you have nothing to hide.]

BREAKING AND ENTERING
PROPERTY DAMAGE
DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST

WHAT, hey!

(( I'll be replying, but feel free to night-in-

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[fruitophile]

[ EROTOPHONOPHILIA (THEREFORE, MURDER)
PEDOPHILIA
THEFT
EXTORTION
THIS COULD GO ON FOR A WHILE ]

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[fruitophile]

You can't eat whatever you want? ♣

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A-apparently not!

[fruitophile]

Hmm. ♠