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[crisscrossing]

[TONIGHT, IN CAMP: have you ever stolen candy from the corner store? Cheated on a test? ... Stabbed someone? WELL. A short list of choice offenses appears to be hovering over your head -- here's hoping you have nothing to hide.]

BREAKING AND ENTERING
PROPERTY DAMAGE
DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST

WHAT, hey!

(( I'll be replying, but feel free to night-in-

Comments

[painintheneck]

[DRUG TRAFFICKING | TAX EVASION | EATING PEOPLE]

Oh, dear.

[painintheneck]

[lots of points!! and being attractive gains him a couple more]

Then luckily for you, your first vampire encounter is with such an important member of our hierarchy.

[oooden]

[ perfect! ]

It's like fate!

[painintheneck]

It is like fate. There are several other vampires living here, you know.

[oooden]

Are you the queen of them?

[painintheneck]

Only one.

[oooden]

Even like... whatwashisname -- Ah! Dracula?

[painintheneck]

Of course not. Dracula isn't even American.

[oooden]

Oh, true. I don't know much about vampire lore unfortunately.

[crisscrossing]

... Honestly yours is like the least terrible. Sooo congrats!

[painintheneck]

Thanks. That's kind of you to say, even if it isn't true.

[crisscrossing]

No no no it totally is, I've seen genocide and stabbing and I don't even know what else.

[painintheneck]

Genocide, really?

[crisscrossing]

I. Yeah. Something like that, anyway.

[painintheneck]

People can be very strange.

[crisscrossing]

That's... one way to put it, sure.