[post of borrowing mingleness]

[mind_over_metal]

[did you borrow a book from the library? some silverware from the mess hall? an x-ray machine from the hospital? a mani-pedi kit from the girls' cabin next door (don't worry dude, we don't judge)? whatever it was that happened to have slipped your mind, you're just finding it right now... and realizing that you were supposed to have it back to them

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[sadomasokillhim]

[ ALL THEM JARS OF MAYO!! all of them!! all of them!! ]

What...?

[putyaswordson]

SOUGO

[sadomasokillhim]

I didn't do anything.

[putyaswordson]

Then why do you have all of my mayonnaise.

[sadomasokillhim]

Are you sure they're yours? It could belong to the mess hall.

[putyaswordson]

In the end, the mess hall mayo becomes mine. All mayonnaise becomes mine. Therefore, stop taking my shit!

[sadomasokillhim]

Do these jars even have your name on them? It could belong to some mayo fanatic other than you.

1/2

[putyaswordson]

[Wait. If there's another mayo fanatic...]

[putyaswordson]

[I HAVE TO MEET THEM.]

I'm taking them in case someone comes to retrieve them. Can't leave them in the hands of a sadist who might poison them like the heathen he is.

[sadomasokillhim]

What? No way. I'm in charge here.

[putyaswordson]

No, you're not.

[sadomasokillhim]

I found 'em first.

[putyaswordson]

You didn't find them! You were hoarding them!

[sadomasokillhim]

Not true.

[putyaswordson]

Then why do you have them?

[sadomasokillhim]

I just found them here.