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[SUDDENLY Whoever you are, wherever you are, you feel compelled to wall the person closest to you! Gosh, that's probably kind of awkward...]

((as it says! Compelled walling, decide on your own conditions for release. Please mark in comments whether you are the wall-er or wall-ee! Perhaps you are both! Maybe you were standing in a very narrow

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[mechabro]

[ GOOD LUCK. ]

[nocturnemission]

[Suddenly bounces off your manly cyborg chest.]

[mechabro]

Whoa, hey Bro! We chestbumpin'?

[nocturnemission]

Oof! Um... I guess so? I'm not exactly sure what just happened.

[mechabro]

Yer just overwhelmed by how SUPER I am.

[nocturnemission]

Maybe! You do have a pretty sweet style going on.

[mechabro]

[ MANLY BACKPAT ]

Ya got a good head on yer shoulders ta know that, Bro!

[nocturnemission]

Whoa!

I know, right? And that head has totally awesome hair on it!

[mechabro]

[ reaches down and brushes his palm against it ]

Kinda like a broom.

[nocturnemission]

[It is fully gel-encrusted]

No way, it's way cooler than some old broom!

[mechabro]

It's pretty old, since some'a the bristle bits are droopin' at the back. Can't keep it up like it used to.

[nocturnemission]

It supposed to be like that in the back! Like a graceful cascade after the party up front, you know?

[mechabro]

If I have a SUPER party, it normally doesn't end in a graceful cascade...

[nocturnemission]

Whoa, really? How does it usually end?

[mechabro]

As crazy as it was the entire time! And sometimes I don't remember it at all! Ha ha ha!

[nocturnemission]

But how do you know it was a good party if you don't remember it?