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[fuckyou_chorus]

[SUDDENLY Whoever you are, wherever you are, you feel compelled to wall the person closest to you! Gosh, that's probably kind of awkward...]

((as it says! Compelled walling, decide on your own conditions for release. Please mark in comments whether you are the wall-er or wall-ee! Perhaps you are both! Maybe you were standing in a very narrow

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[burgercraving]

[WALLS HARD]

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Feeling heterosexual yet?

[tinymanoncampus]

[sucks in a surprised breath, clears his throat]

I think that might take more than a shove.

[burgercraving]

Fuck.

[presses him harder and kisses him]

[tinymanoncampus]

[freaks out a little and flails his arms, sort of trying to push Santana off, but is mostly too surprised to know quite what to do]

[burgercraving]

I tried fucking doing it halfway, so don't tell Kurt and get his panties in a twist.

[tinymanoncampus]

[still a little shocked]

Halfway to what

[burgercraving]

Camp, okay? I don't want to bang you, Blaine.

[tinymanoncampus]

I don't think you do, but... I still don't think I understand.

[burgercraving]

Have you ever been making out with Kurt and you suddenly had the urge to shove him back and be rough?

[tinymanoncampus]

[looks uncomfortable, blushing a little]

What does that have to do with this? Not that I'm saying I do.

[burgercraving]

It just me just then. With you.

[tinymanoncampus]

Oh. Well, camp does strange things. Don't worry, I won't mention it to Kurt.

[burgercraving]

Good. I didn't want to hear third or fourth hand about Kurt having a crisis because you kissed a girl. We were supposed to be done with his drama while he was gone.

[tinymanoncampus]

Don't worry, the last thing I want to do is contribute to any unnecessary drama. That said, I don't think he would have a crisis over it.

[burgercraving]

It's been a while since he last had one. He's probably due.

[tinymanoncampus]

Hey, he's not like that. He wouldn't get that upset about something that was camp's fault.