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[verydurable]

[TODAY IN CAMP or possibly a day or two ago, timestreams being what they are: there's a mighty crash that sets the silo to swaying. at its top, a man and a squid are locked together as no man and squid should be. clearly an epic battle has begun. drama! carnage! shounen spirit

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[bluetilator]

Leave her alone or I will end your pathetic existence!

[verydurable]

Oi! Don't make threats like that! My existence isn't at all pathetic!

[says the man dangling upside down in a tentacle's grip]

[bluetilator]

Bleat about your existence elsewhere. She does not want to be bothered by you.

[verydurable]

Uh . . . you sure about that?

[the groping says otherwise]

[bluetilator]

[ignoring the groping like a champ]

I would tear you into strips and feed you to her as punishment, if she liked the taste of human flesh. You should not do this again.

[verydurable]

--okay, that is definitely an overreaction, lady!

[bluetilator]

You have disturbed my place of rest and attacked someone I care for. How would you have me react?

[verydurable]

We're just wrestling here!

[bluetilator]

Reconsider your wrestling.

[verydurable]

Okay, okay! Haha, believe me, I am!

[bluetilator]

If you have damaged the silo, there will be consequences. Many different creatures put a lot of work into it. I do not want to see the ponies get sad that you destroyed their work.

[verydurable]

I--I'll pay if I have to! . . . ponies?

[bluetilator]

You will pay by fixing anything your clumsy flailing about breaks. A pony made Marcy's stronghold sparkle with her renovation magic.

[verydurable]

Oh . . . kay. Yup. I'll certainly do that. Wouldn't want to . . . upset a pony . . .

[bluetilator]

You don't believe me, I can tell, but you are a fool.

[verydurable]

Hey, that's kind of personal . . .

[also, getting dropped now]