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[doubleohshit]

[there are currently some annoyed zombies hanging around the area. Probably due to the shots in the head they took.]

Oh come on! This is bullshit. These are terrible zombies. They're not supposed to keep coming after you shoot them in the face.

((Intro! Probable slowness due to the new character and the like))

Comments

[justwannahave]

Which part of 'zombie' do you not know the meaning of?

[That looks like a nice gun--shame you wasted bullets on zombies]

[doubleohshit]

Uh, none. What part of 'I shot it in the head' do you not understand? Because that's totally how it's done. That and decapitation.

((asgdsgfklj sorry for being a failboat w/ replying.))

[justwannahave]

That just means you'll have a headless zombie shambling after you.

[doubleohshit]

NO. It's supposed to mean there's a dead zombie on the ground while I'm off getting drinks.

[justwannahave]

Not happening until you blow off it's limbs too.

[I feel professionally insulted in my kokoro.]

[doubleohshit]

Look, let's just call it in my favor and we'll leave the zombies to terrorize others while we go get drinks together.

[justwannahave]

The others can terrorise the zombies without your help or mine.

Only if you're buying.

[doubleohshit]

Hey, I wasn't terrorizing! I was the terrorizee.

Only if you're coming back to wherever my place is afterwards.

[justwannahave]

You have a place here already?

[Already calculating when to drop the bombshell . . . ]

[doubleohshit]

Well I'm obviously not sleeping in a cornfield.

[justwannahave]

And some of the cabins are stuffed full of germy teenagers too.

[doubleohshit]

Yeah. I don't do teenagers.

I'm staying wherever the nicest place is.

[justwannahave]

There's a hotel and a Japanese-style inn here--limited facilities, but serviceable.

[doubleohshit]

Yeah, well, I'm a member of ISIS, top secret government agency. So, you know, space should be made.

[justwannahave]

[. . . Seriously?]

We don't have much space--barrier and all that.

[doubleohshit]

[Seriously, I know you want to sleep with me now.]

Yeaaah. I get where you're going with this, but I'm not up for sharing for more than nights, so people can just move the barrier back or something. It's not that hard.