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[actionpainting]

[WHEREVER YOU MAY BE IN CAMP RIGHT NOW, at whatever time, you are currently being approached by counselor carrying a ~mysterious box~]

Hey, can I ask you something? I'd really appreciate it and you would get a fabulous prize!

((GUESS WHO'S KINDA SLOW so jumping each other is highly encouraged ETA slowing down for the night! picking up old and

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[painintheneck]

You can ask, certainly.

[actionpainting]

Have you ever run into bigfoot?

[painintheneck]

I can't say that I have.

[actionpainting]

Well that's a bummer. Oh well!

[painintheneck]

Now do I get a prize?

[actionpainting]

You sure do.

[OPENS THE BOX and digs around for a second before presenting her with one (1) monocle]

[painintheneck]

[... silence]

[actionpainting]

Awesome, right?

[painintheneck]

Well, I guess it would be, if I needed it.

[she does take it, though :I]

[actionpainting]

[\o/]

The question is, when would you not need it? Monocles can be used for any number of things.

[painintheneck]

... Such as?

[actionpainting]

They can class up any occasion! Breakfast too pedestrian? Wear a monocle and suddenly it's an event.

[painintheneck]

I see. That does make sense.

[however, she hands the monocle off to Hanna]

[actionpainting]

--he is seriously going to have the biggest monocle collection ever. I should've just handed the entire box to him.

[painintheneck]

Do I even want to know?

[actionpainting]

He took two already! And you've gone and given him his third. Soon he'll have all the monocles in camp.