ITP: awkward tea parties

[fuckyou_chorus]

[somewhere off in the ~center of camp~ has been mysteriously set up with tables, teacups, and lots of hot water. you might even find yourself seated at one of them -- whether you meant to be there or not. so enjoy the conversation and actually having something to drink on Tuesday that wasn't possibly human once. well, probably. that cup you got

Comments

[skepticalities]

[turns the cup, eying it.]

Something about this seems exceedingly unsafe.

[theskyenceguy]

That's a good description for just about every Tuesday.

[skepticalities]

I didn't think it would extend to the beverages.

[theskyenceguy]

Camp likes to think it's clever.

[skepticalities]

This crossed the line from clever to grotesque and borderline obnoxious.

[theskyenceguy]

You could try getting a new cup.

[skepticalities]

I think I will. He said that a few looked somewhat safe.

[nods over at Jaime at that.]

[theskyenceguy]

Or you could always avoid the tea entirely.

[skepticalities]

That may be easier.

[theskyenceguy]

Awkward sitting is all the rage now, didn't you know?

[skepticalities]

I may have heard a thing or two about it.

[theskyenceguy]

Pretty sure there have been seminars on it.

[skepticalities]

Taught by the greatest minds in the country?

[theskyenceguy]

They studied for many years to gain their positions.

[skepticalities]

Which means their credentials must be quite impressive.

[theskyenceguy]

At least two doctorates, all of them.