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[fu_noobspeaker]

[Outside of the mess hall, a message has been posted on a rather large sandwich board. In fact, it's impossible to miss. It reads:]

BANNED ITEMS:

- Sex
- Sugar
- Hitler
- Applebee's
- The Electric Slide
- Umbrellas
- Flashlights

Enjoy your hair scrunchies, y'all! I knew you missed 'em!

[. . . nearby, there is a bucket full of hair scrunchies.]