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[fu_noobspeaker]

[Outside of the mess hall, a message has been posted on a rather large sandwich board. In fact, it's impossible to miss. It reads:]

BANNED ITEMS:

- Sex
- Sugar
- Hitler
- Applebee's
- The Electric Slide
- Umbrellas
- Flashlights

Enjoy your hair scrunchies, y'all! I knew you missed 'em!

[. . . nearby, there is a bucket full of hair scrunchies.]

Comments

[hyperneurosis]

These are just tacky!

[dopplegangs]

Can we ban them again?

[hyperneurosis]

Well, I don't think anyone will notice ...

[dopplegangs]

Maybe we can throw them out.

[hyperneurosis]

[starts gathering them up, very earnestly!]

[dopplegangs]

[ starts helping ]

[hyperneurosis]

We're doing a public service.

[dopplegangs]

I know, right?

[hyperneurosis]

But at least it's not Hitler. I'll give them that.

[dopplegangs]

You don't think there's a way for him to actually appear in camp, do you?