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[burgercraving]

So I've been wondering.

How many people actually come from normal worlds? I'm not saying "normal" for you, because that's a load of crap. I'm saying worlds where people don't have magical powers or werewolves or Days of Our Lives type stories playing out like where you're buried alive

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[youschuldblame]

Nope and yes.

[burgercraving]

I'm surprised you managed it with that hair.

[youschuldblame]

Surprisingly, they love the hair.

[burgercraving]

You're from like, the eighties, right?

[youschuldblame]

Actually the nineties.

[burgercraving]

I forgot what decade Billy Ray was from, but that makes sense.

[youschuldblame]

Billy Ray, Billy Ray... singer, right? From the nineties too, I think.

[burgercraving]

You both have mullets.

[youschuldblame]

It looks like one, really? Damn.

[burgercraving]

Really. Get a haircut, join us in the twenty-first century.

[youschuldblame]

[just chuckles and removes his headband. it's not really a mullet, just. lots of thick and long hair]

But what if I like it long?

[burgercraving]

It's still tacky.

[youschuldblame]

Too bad it's not going anywhere, then.

[burgercraving]

Then you're gonna stop getting laid around 1999.

[youschuldblame]

If I live that long I'll be sure to cut it.

[burgercraving]

Or cut it now and add years to your life.