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[burgercraving]

So I've been wondering.

How many people actually come from normal worlds? I'm not saying "normal" for you, because that's a load of crap. I'm saying worlds where people don't have magical powers or werewolves or Days of Our Lives type stories playing out like where you're buried alive

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[lowesteemforyou]

About as normal as they come, I'd say.

[burgercraving]

Annnnd a virgin, too.

[lowesteemforyou]

I don't remember answering that second part.

[burgercraving]

That would be why.

[lowesteemforyou]

No, it's because it isn't any of your business, no matter what the answer is.

[burgercraving]

Isn't knowing the basis of someone's entire life more invasive?

[lowesteemforyou]

Not at all, considering I certainly didn't get to pick where I happened to be born.

[burgercraving]

No, but you do pick how to be boring.

[lowesteemforyou]

Let's see. By my watch, I'd say that qualifies as a hasty generalization.

[burgercraving]

You talk like you're Ben Stein's daughter.

[lowesteemforyou]

I wasn't aware that my voice was what ultimately defined me as a person, but thank you for the enlightening wisdom nonetheless.

[burgercraving]

Your voice is everything.

[lowesteemforyou]

So my dream of becoming a radio personality is out then, huh.

[burgercraving]

You might make it on cheaply run Am radio.

[lowesteemforyou]

Wow, that might be the greatest encouragement I've received yet.

[burgercraving]

If living in Lima has taught me anything, it's not to dream big.