PSA

[hardlyboy]

Excuse me, if I could have your attention for a moment

Comments

[burgercraving]

But you don't know for sure, right?

[hardlyboy]

If you wish to completely disregard my advice, that is your decision, Lopez-san.

[burgercraving]

Is that at all what I just said?

[hardlyboy]

No, it's what I clearly read into your statement based on my own personal biases. Happy? Please, take a candle.

[burgercraving]

Are they scented?

[hardlyboy]

No.

[burgercraving]

Then they're just firehazards. There are other alternatives to flashlights.

[hardlyboy]

Of course there are--I myself have an oil lantern in my room. However, a candle can be used in emergency situations, and I thought it best to provide those without such materials the opportunity to have a back-up.

Besides, I could not afford that many lanterns.

[burgercraving]

If someone's being attacked, I'm not sure how much a candle is gonna help them.

[hardlyboy]

This is only a preliminary warning. If you have better suggestions, please share them.

[burgercraving]

Give shooting lessons.

[hardlyboy]

[thinks]

Certainly I can do that.

[burgercraving]

Everyone's got a gun, so.

[hardlyboy]

I will see if I can organize a meet-up, then.

[burgercraving]

See, I do have suggestions.

[hardlyboy]

I did not say you didn't.