PSA

[hardlyboy]

Excuse me, if I could have your attention for a moment

Comments

[burgercraving]

I'm just here to give you your friendly reminder that Soul isn't here.

[skirtindanger]

I know, I know. I'm not going to do anything stupid, okay?

[burgercraving]

You can be my buddy from place to place.

[skirtindanger]

If you want me to... If anything happens we might be better off that way.

[burgercraving]

Good. And if you're responsible for me, you won't off and do something stupid.

[skirtindanger]

I wouldn't do it even if I wasn't.

[burgercraving]

It's a good thing you don't have to prove that now, right?

[skirtindanger]

[sigh]

Right, right...

[burgercraving]

It'll be fun.

[skirtindanger]

I don't know if I'd use "fun" to describe "trying to avoid danger", but I don't want to see anyone get hurt, so I don't mind doing it.

[burgercraving]

And you're not a superhero.

[skirtindanger]

I never claimed I was.

[burgercraving]

But that's an idea. Why don't you dress up as Wonder Woman for Halloween? We can use oranges in the place of your nonexistent breasts.

[skirtindanger]

What? No! Stop talking about my chest like that!

[burgercraving]

We might be able to swing a push-up bra instead.

[skirtindanger]

I'm not wearing a push-up, either.