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[bitingcynicism]

[Tonight in camp, there is an emopire walking a derpy emu back to the stables from SOMEWHERE. He looks fairly annoyed.]

... I'm not calling you Ferdinand.

((Feel free to have heard the special~ interview Zero had earlier. Or not! If you prefer, an absolute lack of context.))

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[brokenclover]

. . . Is that an emu?

[bitingcynicism]

[IT SURE IS.]

... don't ask.

[brokenclover]

But what if I want to . . .

[bitingcynicism]

You don't.

[brokenclover]

Well, that's no fun.

[bitingcynicism]

I've had enough fun tonight.

[brokenclover]

With emu?

[bitingcynicism]

With the emu's friends.

[brokenclover]

. . . Other emu?

[bitingcynicism]

If only.

[brokenclover]

Tell me what happened?

[bitingcynicism]

I had an annoying interview.

[brokenclover]

Interview? For what?

[bitingcynicism]

I have no idea.

[brokenclover]

. . . But you had one?

[bitingcynicism]

Yeah. They asked me about being a vampire.