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[needsahandjob]

[what with all the truth going on and the subconscious explorations you must all be really tired, right?  Perhaps there is sleeping in beds, perhaps there is sleeping in someone else's bed.

because you see, this is a bedninja post and maybe you are now in someone else's bed, or they are now in yours. :')]

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[emergencyration]

[pushing at, sleepily]

Sensei, get off.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You would clarify that you are a mayor, not a sensei, but you are still asleep. Instead you simply roll over, attempting to take some warm cozy blankets with you.]

[emergencyration]

[nooo, the blanketssssss]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You now have all the blankets. ALL OF THEM! You are quite snug.]

[emergencyration]

[shivers a bit and rolls towards WV, reaching out to grab the blankets back, accidentally smacking him on the arm]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You wake up quite suddenly and sit up. Are you being assaulted in your sleep?]

[emergencyration]

[doesn't wake up as suddenly, but he's blinking his eyes]

Ow.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You look over and are surprised to find yourself next to a human boy. A human boy who you have met before, in fact. You notice that he doesn't seem to be completely awake yet and decide to give him a helpful poke in the shoulder with one pointy but weak digit. Hopefully he can explain what is going on here.]

[emergencyration]

[jolts at the poking, and inhales sharply]

--Ah!

[waylaidvagrant]

[Oops, you seem to have startled the boy. You wave by way of apology, as well as to get his attention.]

[emergencyration]

[blinks]

--Mayor?

[waylaidvagrant]

[You nod, then give the boy a quizzical look.]

[emergencyration]

[looks very confused himself as he glances around and finds this isn't his bed]

Where am I? How did I--

[waylaidvagrant]

[You point to yourself and then to the pile of stolen you mean borrowed pillows and blankets that you were sleeping on a moment ago. This is your MAYORAL ABODE, as should be perfectly obvious.]

[emergencyration]

--I'm sorry!

[waylaidvagrant]

[You simply shrug, since you're not too worried about it. Just rather confused]