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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, folks! Gosh, it sure is a wet September, isn't it? And it looks like it's gonna continue for the rest of the month, so y'all better be prepared! Haha, don't worry about that silly ol' rule - I got you guys some ponchos! They sure are sturdy

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[musclebeast_nut]

[You find yourself inexplicably wearing a HUMAN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING MEANT TO SHELTER ONESELF FROM THE RAIN. Somewhat frightening images of EQUINE MUSCLEBEASTS decorate the body drapery.]

D --> I am not one for fashionabull attire
D --> But this is so e%quisitely decorated

[waylaidvagrant]

[You are shocked by this boy's outrageously inappropriate attire and can't help but stare in stupefied horror.]

[musclebeast_nut]

[You mistake this carapace's reaction as STUPEFIED AWE.]

D --> It is quite magnificent
D --> Don't you agree

[waylaidvagrant]

[Is this not human touched in the head? The only thing magnificent about that outfit is how magnificently terrible you find it. You can only slowly shake your head in disapproval.]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> You do not agree
D --> That is ludi%
D --> The depi%ion of these fine beasts in their natural state of STRENGTH and power is humbling to 100k upon

[waylaidvagrant]

[You are beginning to suspect that he has never even so much as quickly walked past an etiquette book! That is entirely UNNATURAL and is honestly making you feel rather unclean. You pull out a black marker in the hopes that this boy will let you at least censor his vulgar cloth.]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> What are you doing now

[waylaidvagrant]

[Shouldn't that be obvious? You uncap the marker and point to its waiting tip, then to the despicable garment.]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> No
D --> I will not let you ruin the e%cellence of this garment

[waylaidvagrant]

[Ruin? You don't see how it could possibly be any worse! You suppose you'll back off, though, since this boy appears to be more muscular than you could ever hope to be. You will simply have to content yourself with seething quietly.]