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[For everyone taking refuge from the rain in the Mess Hall, a small bird is likely to land carefully in front of you. She has a very important question!]

Um, hi. I was wondering if you've ever turned into an animal, especially if you didn't even break any rules? And, um, if you've never been an animal, what kind do you think you'd turn into?

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[burgercraving]

Gross.

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What's gross?

[burgercraving]

I can tell who you are and this is gross.

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You always think I'm gross. Or annoying.

[burgercraving]

And now you're a little baby bird and nothing has changed. So not surprising.

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... I-I'm not going to talk to you if you keep being mean. I don't need to know what animal you'd want to be.

[burgercraving]

I'm mean and someone touched you in nasty places. Somehow, I probably look like the saint here.

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W-what? That didn't happen!

[burgercraving]

You can lie all you want, but it's obvious.

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It's not! I didn't break a rule, and I definitely wouldn't break the rule you're talking about.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, probably not. No one's that hard up.

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... what? Does that mean you believe me?

[burgercraving]

It took me a moment, but yeah, I do.

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Good. You shouldn't think I'm lying. I never lie.

[burgercraving]

You've never lied in your entire life?

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I don't lie unless I have to to keep someone else's secret.