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Sep 28, 2011 22:29

AWKWARD SPACE
ask three questions

[ in the mess hall there is a sign which you must follow as soon as you enter it. it will not let you leave until you ask three awkward questions of someone. it can be about their sex lives. their private lives. anything ]

( not running this. mingle. [ edit ] okay, i iied, i kind of am running this )

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painintheneck September 29 2011, 03:13:41 UTC
Oh, my.

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asterisking September 29 2011, 03:15:44 UTC
If it isn't the Queen.

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painintheneck September 29 2011, 03:17:07 UTC
Hiro. How are you?

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asterisking September 29 2011, 03:18:43 UTC
I'm fine now that I've seen you.

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painintheneck September 29 2011, 03:22:54 UTC
You flatter me.

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asterisking September 29 2011, 03:23:36 UTC
I do like to please.

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painintheneck September 29 2011, 03:25:09 UTC
[she points to the sign]

So, what do you think constitutes an awkward question?

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asterisking September 29 2011, 03:26:06 UTC
We'll just have to see.

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painintheneck September 29 2011, 03:34:48 UTC
[making a big show of thinking things overrr, and then:]

Let's start off easy. How many times do you masturbate? Per week.

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asterisking September 29 2011, 03:35:28 UTC
Around three.

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painintheneck September 29 2011, 03:37:18 UTC
So painfully average!

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asterisking September 29 2011, 03:39:10 UTC
Isn't it? What about you?

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painintheneck September 29 2011, 03:41:15 UTC
Here? Nightly. There's no alternative.

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asterisking September 29 2011, 03:47:19 UTC
You beat me.

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painintheneck September 29 2011, 03:53:51 UTC
Well, there's not a lot else to do here, to be honest.

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asterisking September 29 2011, 03:55:16 UTC
I try to convince Gota to break the rule with me but he doesn't like getting turned into an animal.

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