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[pussyfortono]

AWKWARD SPACE
ask three questions

[ in the mess hall there is a sign which you must follow as soon as you enter it. it will not let you leave until you ask three awkward questions of someone. it can be about their sex lives. their private lives. anything ]

( not running this. mingle. [ edit ] okay, i iied, i kind of am running this )

Comments

[autorejoin]

Oh, hell no. You've gotta be shitting me.

[holeintheace]

Looks like we're stuck here.

[autorejoin]

Looks like it.

[holeintheace]

Should I start or you?

[autorejoin]

I'll start.

How often do you think about getting laid?

[holeintheace]

I'm too busy being a pirate to think about that.

[autorejoin]

Being a pirate kills your sex drive? That's a serious waste of suggestive booty jokes.

[holeintheace]

A pirate's life is a pirate's life.

[autorejoin]

You are crushing my illusions.

[holeintheace]

It's all about adventure and treasure!

[autorejoin]

Adventures and treasure and getting laid at every port. Oh, and drunken brawls.

[holeintheace]

Drunken brawls I can do.

[the_ex_in_xp]

...goddamn and all I wanted was a pizza slice.

[autorejoin]

I wasn't even going for anything that specific. "Something edible".

[the_ex_in_xp]

Pizza is edible.

[autorejoin]

I could go for some pizza.