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[pussyfortono]

AWKWARD SPACE
ask three questions

[ in the mess hall there is a sign which you must follow as soon as you enter it. it will not let you leave until you ask three awkward questions of someone. it can be about their sex lives. their private lives. anything ]

( not running this. mingle. [ edit ] okay, i iied, i kind of am running this )

Comments

[its_fa_fate]

W-what? What kind of questions? What's even awkward?

[holeintheace]

Awkward is when things get really nervous between people.

[its_fa_fate]

That's almost always when I'm involved.

[holeintheace]

I'm Ace. Portgas D. Ace. I figure you should know my name if I'm gonna be asking personal things from you. You can call me Ace.

[its_fa_fate]

Okay, Ace, I'm Shiro. I'll do my best to be as honest as possible.

[holeintheace]

Do you have sex dreams?

[its_fa_fate]

No. I've never really looked into what sex is.

[holeintheace]

Nobody ever explained the birds and the bees to you?

[its_fa_fate]

What does sex have to do with birds and bees?

[holeintheace]

Oh boy. No one's ever given you the talk.

I haven't even given Luffy the talk yet.

[its_fa_fate]

Who's Luffy?

[holeintheace]

My little brother.

[its_fa_fate]

Shouldn't you give it to him then?

[holeintheace]

He wouldn't get it even if I told him.

[its_fa_fate]

In those cases they say that letting nature take it's course is best.

[holeintheace]

Yeah, pretty much.