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[pussyfortono]

AWKWARD SPACE
ask three questions

[ in the mess hall there is a sign which you must follow as soon as you enter it. it will not let you leave until you ask three awkward questions of someone. it can be about their sex lives. their private lives. anything ]

( not running this. mingle. [ edit ] okay, i iied, i kind of am running this )

Comments

[daddyderpest]

Ah, well, that was unexpected.

[daddyderpest]

Not really. I fell in love once. That was enough for me.

[dopplegangs]

Love of your life, huh?

[daddyderpest]

Yes. Anyway, I have Yuuki and Kiryuu-kun to fill up my life. I'm not lonely at all.

Have you ever wanted children?

[dopplegangs]

Yes. I want a daughter. I mean, having a son would be nice too, but a daughter would be great.

[daddyderpest]

Yes, I can see you growing up to become an excellent parent. Children are wonderful. In a lot of ways I feel like my life didn't really start until it had Yuuki in it.

[dopplegangs]

That's really sweet.

[daddyderpest]

Ah, I suppose. Though Yuuki's existence has fundamentally changed my life. It was when I found out her mother was pregnant that I was finally able to commit to retiring from vampire hunting and put my past behind me. So, in a sense, life as I live it literally started with Yuuki's birth.

[dopplegangs]

I like that.

[daddyderpest]

I quite like it, too. Ah, and I believe it's your turn to ask a question again!

[dopplegangs]

I can't really think of anything else that's awkward.

[daddyderpest]

Neither can I. Does that mean we're stuck here?

[dopplegangs]

Looks like it.

[daddyderpest]

Oh, how terrible. Well, we shall have to do our very best to think of awkward questions! I believe in our ability to do this!

[dopplegangs]

Um, what color is your underwear?

[daddyderpest]

I notice the sign says nothing about answering the awkward questions.