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[oooden]

[ there is a man and a dog standing near a tree and speaking in hushed voices ]

But it's a tree, Gotou-chan. I'm not going to damage a tree like that.

[ more hushed voices! and: ]

There's no hydrants around either.

((OOC: Gotou and Date will be tagging around like winners.))

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[knightlyriderp]

[...what did I just walk into]

[oooden]

[ discussion of a private matter, of course ]

[knightlyriderp]

[IS IT TOO LATE TO PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT...]

[oooden]

[ ... DEPENDS HOW YOU END THIS STARE OFF NOW ]

[knightlyriderp]

[AWKWARDLY]

Um--I'm sorry, I didn't mean to overhear!

[oooden]

What did you hear?

[knightlyriderp]

You two were discussing...ah, places to...use the restroom. Figuratively!

[oooden]

Maybe.

... Any suggestions?

[knightlyriderp]

I suppose you can't use the normal bathrooms at all...

[oooden]

Obviously.

[knightlyriderp]

What if someone dug a hole...?

[oooden]

That's gross.

[knightlyriderp]

But what else can you use?

[oooden]

. . .

[knightlyriderp]

It has to be low enough for you to reach, after all.

[oooden]

I guess that works...