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[So it's kind of still raining a lot. Alas. But if you were to go out to the mutant cabin (aka Girl's 8), you might notice a gigantic new fixture. And I mean enormous. It dwarfs that cabin okay. Don't ask me where it managed to find a Barney and Friends t-shirt in that size. Maybe camp gave it to it? Maybe it's the standard uniform when you are part of a anti-mutant extermination force? Who cares.
What you probably should care about is what it is saying.]
Mutant cleansing systems inactive. Run diagnostic on mutant cleansing system. Power down to 10%. Run defensive systems. Commence secondary directive.
[and then singing so loud that you could hear it over the heaviest of rain:]
I HATE YOU. YOU HATE ME. ERADICATE ALL MUTANT SCUM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. WHEN MY SYSTEMS ARE RECHARGED YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL DO. KILLING ALL MUTANTS WILL BE A PLEASURE.
[look, when you're a mutant killing robot, singing along with Barney and Friends' "I Love You" is hard, as is meter, rhyme and pitch. Enjoy! ♥ you can also just beat up the robot here.]
What you probably should care about is what it is saying.]
Mutant cleansing systems inactive. Run diagnostic on mutant cleansing system. Power down to 10%. Run defensive systems. Commence secondary directive.
[and then singing so loud that you could hear it over the heaviest of rain:]
I HATE YOU. YOU HATE ME. ERADICATE ALL MUTANT SCUM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. WHEN MY SYSTEMS ARE RECHARGED YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL DO. KILLING ALL MUTANTS WILL BE A PLEASURE.
[look, when you're a mutant killing robot, singing along with Barney and Friends' "I Love You" is hard, as is meter, rhyme and pitch. Enjoy! ♥ you can also just beat up the robot here.]