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[x_autnihil]

What is history?

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[skepticalities]

What, this isn't how you wanted to spend your Saturday morning?

[succubusting]

Oh, are you kidding? I start every Saturday morning with flashbacks to eleventh grade social studies.

[skepticalities]

I'll have to come back in the afternoon when you break the protractors out. That's when the real fun begins.

[succubusting]

Let's not get too wild.

[skepticalities]

Fair enough.

This guy is really bored, isn't he?

[succubusting]

It sure looks like. Clearly he didn't have enough fun last night if he's up and asking questions like this now.

[skepticalities]

Maybe sometimes, a little less fun is for the better.

[succubusting]

I feel somehow judged...

I guess you have a point though.

[skepticalities]

I like fun. I enjoy fun. I draw the line when fun becomes "blacking out on half the night" fun.

But, um. Quasi-judging aside - do you have a second?

[succubusting]

Sure. What's up?

[skepticalities]

Have I ever actually told you about my job . . . ?

[succubusting]

Um... I don't think specifically...

[skepticalities]

I'm with the "Fringe" division - fringe science cases. It's anything strange and bizarre, although probably not your brand of- strange and bizarre. I haven't run into any fairies yet.

[succubusting]

That's a little more exciting than you made it sound when you were being vague.

[skepticalities]

That's not even the half of it. We're not supposed to talk about it because - the government, keeping the hysteria to a dull roar, and I could be prosecuted with extreme prejudice, but I'm guessing that doesn't exactly apply here.

I . . . might have a problem. I think. I don't know.

[succubusting]

Alright. We'll say I follow you so far.

What is the problem?