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[ in the mess hall, there is a girl sitting at a table. She is concentrating very hard at writing down something in a notebook. VERY VERY HARD. Until she slams her pen down, anyway ]

What's a good word that rhymes with "cornfields"?

( new character, new icons, usual warnings! Also my internet is kinda wonky, so I may be somewhat slow BUT I

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... Wait, you're still here?

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[ snap Santana ]

What do you mean by "still"?

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[contemplate, contemplate]

Forget it. Did a bus full of New Directions people come with you?

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Not that I'm aware of? What exactly is going on?

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You just ended up in hell. Again. Welcome Berry. While I'm not exactly thrilled to see you-and see is used very strongly here, since I've mastered looking right over your head perfectly-you'll probably be welcomed by the loving advances of ... gay males.

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[ looks like she is mentally calculating the height difference for a moment before smiling ]

I'm sure that people of all genders and sexual orientations will welcome me, but thanks.

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I meant Kurt.

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He's here?

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No, his eerily similar look-alike Muppet twin is here, thus confirming all the suspicions I ever had about him.

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It's nice to see you too, Santana's sarcasm.

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Either way, don't be surprised when something like that does come up.

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Exactly how long have you been here?

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Six months. Today.

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Normally I'd make a remark about how little sense that makes, but there are zombies outside.

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Call it an experience out of time. Only sometimes you remember what's happening back home. Though right now, I'm wondering what would've happened to Quinn if she got a memory update and got that tattoo on her back.

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She's really going to regret that.