[itp: monocles are sexy]

[takeme2urpants]

[ZEX is wearing a monocle.]

[You are suddenly very, very attracted to him. In the sexy way.]

What a bizarre little contraption...!

[Enjoy.]

((Feel free to mingle/be horrified/scream at him/try to hug or kiss him. He won't hurt you, only your sanity.))

Comments

[fruitophile]

[ ... ♣ ]

[takeme2urpants]

Goodness, it is quite the crowd all of the sudden! Hello.

[fruitophile]

Being popular must be hard. ♠

[takeme2urpants]

I could not say. ♥

[fruitophile]

I can taste the lies. ♥

[takeme2urpants]

Oh? That is rather unfortunate--I have tried very much to be an honest person, but pleasantries tend to require small lies on occasion.

I mean to say that I do not understand the impetus for my sudden popularity.

[fruitophile]

I know. ♦ Sometimes, one is extra... charming, for no real reason. ♣ It's strange. ♠

[takeme2urpants]

Isn't it? Though I am helping a new girl settle in, which is at least useful...