[itp: monocles are sexy]

[takeme2urpants]

[ZEX is wearing a monocle.]

[You are suddenly very, very attracted to him. In the sexy way.]

What a bizarre little contraption...!

[Enjoy.]

((Feel free to mingle/be horrified/scream at him/try to hug or kiss him. He won't hurt you, only your sanity.))

Comments

[takeme2urpants]

--Oh! Master Nakao, hello again. ♥ It is a pleasure to see you.

[takeme2urpants]

I am hardly so knowledgeable about Earth fashions, unfortunately, though I do have a passion for it. Are you more interested in the haute couture end of things, or in helping others look their best?

[stillyouridol]

...Oh... I'm not sure? I haven't really thought about it...

[takeme2urpants]

Mm, I would imagine you with a bit of both. ♥ Though, are you not going to a rather remote school, at present? It must be difficult, to be away from any cities...

[stillyouridol]

--Really? [:D ♥] I hadn't given it much thought but now that you mention it...

Aa, it's a boarding school -- designed to make us work more like a small community, or so they say. It's not my ideal.

[takeme2urpants]

What are your plans once you graduate, if I may ask?

[stillyouridol]

Mmn...

What did Zex-san do before getting trapped here?

[takeme2urpants]

Ah--well, I was an Admiral for a time. A career soldier for my people.

[stillyouridol]

Eeeh? Really? You must be very brave!

[takeme2urpants]

I was trained to become so--possibly bred to be so. It was my entire life for years.

[stillyouridol]

...You didn't like it?

[Picturing a uniformed Zex. Oh my.]

[takeme2urpants]

[He does look rather dashing in a uniform, yes]

It was not as fulfilling as I found intergalactic relations and romance to be. I imagine the latter is the same for any young man, yes?

[stillyouridol]

Yes, yes! That is what I think as well! I thing you must have a lot of interesting stories, what with traveling so much. I'd like to hear them some day! --If you're not bothered by it, of course.

[And now a uniformed Zex on the cover of a space romance novel, head tentacles blowing in imaginary wind~]

[takeme2urpants]

Certainly not! You will have to remind me, however--I do not usually talk so much about myself, for fear of being a bore.

[Space!Tentacle!Fabio]

[stillyouridol]

I doubt you could be boring. I will definitely not let you forget!

[Everything that is both horrible and wonderful.]

[takeme2urpants]

Then I look forward to it. ♥

Is there anything you need, at present? This place can be rather bewildering at first.