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[fuckyou_chorus]

[so you're drinking some of your pumpkin whatever this evening and OW WHAT did the mug just bite you?!

yes. in fact, it's full of mouths. to make matters worse, your cutlery and dishes just started walking away.]

Comments

[sockthedevil]

Gross.

[justwannahave]

[Yep--even worse when pumpkin soup is involved.]

I know, right? Who knows where those mouths have been?

[sockthedevil]

[ Flicking his mug away along the table, drawing his gun. ]

I know where they'll be going.

[justwannahave]

. . . At least let people duck out of the way first--this is the Mess Hall and there's a lot of crockery.

[sockthedevil]

Hey, I'm a better shot than that.

[justwannahave]

Hopefully no-one loses a finger or hand while reaching for their cups then.

*is not very upset that the plates are taking their pumpkin-filled foodstuffs away*

[sockthedevil]

[ Shooting his mug anyway :B ]

With those new additions, I'm doing them a favor.

[justwannahave]

[Hope there wasn't anything hot in there . . .]

Everyone of them? That's a lot of bullets.

[sockthedevil]

[ ... Looks at his gun :|a ]

I've never run out before.

[justwannahave]

[Now interested in your gun]

What? Really?

[sockthedevil]

I've gotta reload it, yeah, but I've never run out of ammo before.

[ Does not appear to be carrying infinite ammo. ]

[justwannahave]

It's a magical weapon?

[sockthedevil]

Not in the least.

[justwannahave]

If this is something related to your world, then I'd really wonder about a place that needs an infinite number of bullets.

[sockthedevil]

Probably is. We've got a kind of... infestation problem back home.

[justwannahave]

That sounds worse than this . . . *gestures at the walking utensils* Not rats either.