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[fuckyou_chorus]

[so you're drinking some of your pumpkin whatever this evening and OW WHAT did the mug just bite you?!

yes. in fact, it's full of mouths. to make matters worse, your cutlery and dishes just started walking away.]

Comments

[sockthedevil]

Gross.

[justwannahave]

. . . Reasonably good. And no-one's died from it yet.

[sockthedevil]

Sounds better than me.

[justwannahave]

Someone else does the cooking at home?

[sockthedevil]

It's safer for everyone that way.

[justwannahave]

So who packs the lunches in Camp?

[sockthedevil]

I'm fending for myself; my only other option involves a lot more liquor and a lot less substance.

[justwannahave]

If you were scrawnier, I'd say lay off the booze. But you don't look like you're malnourished.

[sockthedevil]

I'm not an alcoholic either. The guy I'm staying with is.

[justwannahave]

Then you're doing all right despite less than fantastic conditions.

[sockthedevil]

Heh, thanks.

[justwannahave]

At least you know that you'll get plenty of vitamin A and fibre from all the pumpkin related stuff this month.

[sockthedevil]

[ Glancing at a bowl as it skitters by. ]

... Great...

[justwannahave]

. . . Provided any of it stays still enough to be eaten.

Know what? I'm going to kitchen to find food that isn't in creepy crockery.

[sockthedevil]

Good plan.

[justwannahave]

First one that even winks is due for several rounds in the microwave.