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[hakases]

[ there are now explosions coming from a clearing in the cornfield as one nerdy guy fuels his ~EMOTIONS~ into danger science! ]

... That one didn't have nearly enough gunpowder.

((BED! Picking up tomorrow! ... oh yeah I forgot to say I'm back. HI I'M BACK AND TAGGING FOREVER. It's never too late to beat up this nerd tag!))

Comments

[burgercraving]

Hey, do you even know what you're doing?

[hakases]

Ah... alright. Thank you.

[burgercraving]

And then after that, look up self-help books on the internet and get a fucking haircut.

It'll be like a miracle happened and you won't offend my eyes every time we cross paths.

[hakases]

I like my hair...

[burgercraving]

See, I understand that literacy is going to be the hardest thing to achieve, but you're gonna find pictures of losers and they'll all look just like you.

[hakases]

I-It's not that bad.

[burgercraving]

It is.

[hakases]

Is not!

[burgercraving]

Whatever, I'm already bored. Do a poll of camp and see what's the result.

[hakases]

Uhm, okay.

[burgercraving]

The name's Santana, if you need a point of reference.

[hakases]

Ah, hi. I'm Don.

[burgercraving]

That is the most fitting name I've ever heard on a person since like, Finn.

[hakases]

Ah, you think so?

[ladycoderring]

[suddenly, a puppy appears!]

[burgercraving]

Buzz off.