Mirror, mirror on the wall...

[iamironman]

[Tonight there is a mirror hanging on an outside wall - if you happen to glance over, it will tell you something insulting. For example, it just told a passing Tony Stark in a condescending tone, 'Don't you think that shorter haircut was trying a little hard?'. Enjoy your indignation!]

((I'm too tired to run this, mingleeeeeee! But hit me up if

Comments

[stillyouridol]

[Reading. Wow.]

Weeelll....

[stillyouridol]

...Say what now?

[hakases]

I'm a pirate.

[stillyouridol]

On a ship, stealing things pirate?

[hakases]

Yes.

[stillyouridol]

...Why?

[hakases]

... Why what?

[stillyouridol]

Why would you even want to do something like that?

[hakases]

Kill, steal, pillage, and stuff?

[stillyouridol]

Those are pretty terrible things!

[hakases]

I like being a pirate.

[stillyouridol]

...You like killing people and stealing their things? That's horrible...

[hakases]

N-no no! I don't kill much or steal that often. It's... hard to explain!

[stillyouridol]

Low quantity doesn't actually make it any better! Explain, explain. Quickly.

[hakases]

I... don't know how!

[stillyouridol]

That's a terrible response. You don't feel responsible for your actions? You think it's okay to just do whatever you want?