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[forevermadao]

Psst! Pssst! Hey, do you know where I can find some Viagra?

Look, it's not what you think! There was this mysterious, disembodied voice telling me that my package is going to expire and, well... A man just can't live like that!

((I play a Gintama character... I'm sorry. ETA: heading out for a while. I'll pick up this evening.))

Comments

[putyaswordson]

WHAT ARE YOU ASKING THE CAMP POPULATION?! Do you want me to arrest you?!

[forevermadao]

Hey, this is a legitimate medical issue here! Come on, I'm desperate!

[putyaswordson]

You're being tricked! Your **** doesn't work like that! How did you pass health class?! And what do you need a ***** for?! That's banned!

[forevermadao]

What, are you telling me you wouldn't take any threat against your **** seriously? Every man values his ****, no matter what he may or may not be using it for.

[putyaswordson]

Not if a disembodied voice told me to get Viagra! That's obviously advertising! You delete spam like that!

[forevermadao]

I would have it that was the message! It didn't actually say anything about Viagra, though. What kind of spammer forgets to advertize the product?

[putyaswordson]

... you came up with that on your own.

[forevermadao]

Well, it seems like the most obvious solution...

[putyaswordson]

How come you haven't killed yourself off yet?

[forevermadao]

How would that help?! Then I'd just be limp all over!

[putyaswordson]

You're already limp as a person!

[forevermadao]

I am not! My life is about constant struggle against hardship!