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[codeusername]

[Some of you are probably familiar with this evil, maniacal cackle of laughter. For those of you who aren't--congratulations! I hope you like headaches.]

[Megamind is standing on top of a wooden tower in the center of a corn maze, yelling through a megaphone.]

MUAHAHAHAHA! I HOPE EVERYONE'S BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEKEND, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET A

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[celesticorde]

[looking between the maze and Megamind]

Is this yours?

[codeusername]

YES? HI.

...YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST THIRTEEN TO PLAY THIS GAME.

[celesticorde]

Why?

[codeusername]

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.

DON'T YOU HAVE A KEEPER OR SOMETHING?

[celesticorde]

I'm not that young.

[codeusername]

YOUNG ENOUGH FOR THIS TO BE WEIRD.

[celesticorde]

What's weird about a maze?

[codeusername]

...THAT'S...

A TRICK QUESTION. I WON'T ANSWER THAT.

[celesticorde]

...huh? It was just a question.

[codeusername]

TRICK QUESTIONS ARE USUALLY QUESTIONS AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

[celesticorde]

Because you didn't answer my question.

[codeusername]

I'M EVIL. IF I DON'T WANNA ANSWER A QUESTION, I DON'T ANSWER IT.

[celesticorde]

You're evil?

[codeusername]

...

[Stands up. Points to his cape and black leather ensemble. Does a little spin. LOOKS A LITTLE INSULTED?]

[celesticorde]

[I know ex-murderers who wear all black and cuddle baby hedgehogs, okay]

Your cape is evil?

[codeusername]

ALL OF IT IS EVIL, INCLUDING ME.

DID YOU SEE THE SPIKES? NO?