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[codeusername]

[Some of you are probably familiar with this evil, maniacal cackle of laughter. For those of you who aren't--congratulations! I hope you like headaches.]

[Megamind is standing on top of a wooden tower in the center of a corn maze, yelling through a megaphone.]

MUAHAHAHAHA! I HOPE EVERYONE'S BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEKEND, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET A

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[magicalgenis]

...it doesn't look that big to me.

((He can cast a whole bunch of elemental spells, but he is also...a squishy backrow mage small child.))

[codeusername]

IT'S--LOOK, HOW OLD ARE YOU?

[magicalgenis]

Fourteen, not counting non-aging time spent in camp. Why?

[codeusername]

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT... TALL ENOUGH.

TO PLAY.

[magicalgenis]

Wouldn't it be harder for short people to get through the maze?

[codeusername]

IT'D BE TOO HARD. I LIKE TO GIVE THEM A... SPORTING CHANCE.

[magicalgenis]

Uh...huh.

[codeusername]

SOOOOO YEAH.

BYE BYE.

[magicalgenis]

[no now I am going to hang around the entrance]

You're no fun. Is anyone actually trying it out?

[codeusername]

OF COURSE.

[magicalgenis]

Oh yeah? How many of them are there?

[codeusername]

SEVERAL. I DON'T HAVE THE EXACT NUMBER OFFHAND.

[magicalgenis]

That sounds like "not as many as I'd like you to think."

[codeusername]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A BRAT AND SHOULD GO AWAY.

[magicalgenis]

Man, you have no sense of humor.

[codeusername]

I'M A PROFESSIONAL, KID. I DON'T MAKE JOKES ON THE JOB. ONLY PUNS.